29 septembrie 2012

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Hai sa ne inveselim putin, cateva minute de ras pe zi ne pot prelungi viata.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey 

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 
Steve Martin 

 Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. 
Mark Twain 

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White 

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard 

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Will Rogers

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Brian Gerald O’Driscoll

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.


Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. 

Stiu ca pozele n-au legatura cu citatele, dar lenea din mine tipa in momentul asta.

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